Pfffffft- OHHH St, Thomas, How I love you.

I got this email from the big cheese on campus this morning.

"The purpose of this e-mail is to inform the St. Thomas community that a bear cub was spotted on our campus yesterday.  There is no reason for alarm, although we do ask that everyone be cautious when on campus – especially during the early morning hours....If you do meet up with a bear, it is recommended that you leave the area immediately (often backing away slowly is the best option)."

Thats right- Bears are everywhere! They're in your fucking house! Get the fuck OUT!

Yumm- Lily Allen, you sassy bitch <3
I like her new album- and so should you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE


Fuck- Im bored- and everyone around me is sick. WHO- says that 1/3 of Canadians will have H1N1!  JESUS! We'll all be piggies!

Look at the person to your left, and to your right. If they dont have The Swine, then you do.

H1N1...Its as real as an egg.

"I dunno, I like the way I look"

"What? Like, because youve been going to the gym for a week?"

"Well... its more like two weeks, but I just feel better"

"Pffft"

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Dear Co-worker who hasnt ever been to a gym, shut up. What a whore.

I dont care if no one else can see a difference in me- I can... or at least I think I can.... If nothing else- I feel better- So all ya'lls can cram it.

: L  Dont lecture me on healthy eating- I had home made tomato basil soup- YOU had left over pizza. Jerk.

Rant rant rant

God dammit. Today I found out that there is going to be another three Twilight movies after New Moon. Fuck.

Im not gunna watch them. I just dont wanna hear people squawking about how sexy Edward is, and watch that skank Bella on youtube trying oh so fuckin hard to be indie.

Not only that- the director of Twilight, is set to make a retelling of Little red riding hood, with a love triangle, AND WEARWOLVES! What the hell woman. It sounds like Twilight but minus the vampires and mildly attractive men with bad hair who the entire world has a boner for. Who wants to see that?

Morons.

Fuck- Ill probs go see it.

I joined the gym! What the hell?!

How did that happen?... My friend from work wanted to go to yoga, so we joined the gym. Which has yoga.

The experience is so much better than I thought it would be, they gave me a tour- which was nice, and they gave me a book.... that I will not read. Strangely enough- the tour ended in the locker room (are you porno writers taking notes?), where I saw a butt and a half of a butt. Locker rooms are still kinda weird for me, just because there are a fair amount of naked men, just joking around and being guys- which confuses me. Oh well- I know a few other people who go to the gym, and the atmosphere there is really good- I dont feel pressured to lift shit or look good. So Katriana and I have been going every day now for 4 days, which is cool- but my body is a lil sore.

The Yoga instructor has some of the largest boobs Ive ever seen. And she wears a tiny tank-top. AND- She stands over your face so she can tell you if you are doing the position right. Yes- I got a face full of melons. 

So, because Im paying for it, Ill keep going- and once I get abs of some sort, Ill let you know- because my happiness will be to great for me to contain.

Hey dorks. Im registered for a "Teaching English as a second Language" course at STU... Its a full year course, and its a third year course.... Im probably boned- because it sounds hard. BUT- It lets me work with ESL students and tutor them.

SO... I think that will help me get into JET?  So.... yay?

I hope one of you whores are still there once Im done my BA.

Dont worry- Im actually happy-

Dee dee dooo- Ive been painting allll week- Hooray- Ill post pictures after my camera stops sucking digital dicks.

The good:
Zach and I are going on four months!  Were prolly just gunna go to the movies- because us gays be so so po.

I got a cat! His name is Poptart- or Pop-Master T. ( Also: P.Tizzle, Pop T., and DJ P&T) He eats all the time... Im not sure where it goes.

I bought a stuffed robot.

I plan on going to ReNeu- the new'esque vintage clothing store in Freddy- to blow money.


The bad:
So, yesterdai I worked the night shift at the museum until 11 pm ( dont ever do that, its scary), and then I worked the morning shift today. Around noon, I realized that in the past twenty four hours, I have been at work for... about 16 hours. SIGH

My brother and his girlfriend were staying at my place for... about 2 weeks, so the place looked like the devil took a shit in my living room. Smelled like it too, because they created a lot of dishes and wouldnt do any housework while I was away. As a final parting gift, they left me with a flat tire on my bike. P.s- they took the car.


The Ugly:
I reaf The Outsider. Not The OutsiderS,,,, but the Lovecraft one.... Fucking ballsey- made me saaad.

I know no one on here cares- but- They are releasing Left for Dead 2, just 1 year after L4D 1... Nerds are pissed!

Pissed enough to make this funny Hitler video.
Enjoy!

Im at work. GOD- I wanna go home!

Sigh~
I bought the Sims 3. Its fabuu.

Zach and I are taking two weekends off this summer- One to go up home ( Ill prolly go again when smellyface comes to visit...(Alana)). And another weekend to be romantic and go somewhere... So we were thinking maybe- PEI. and MAYBE we will tent on a beach. : D  

Or maybe we will spend one night/day at the Teef/Marijicajickajoojoo place. Ehh? EHHHH?! Sound sexy?
Im nervous about  beach-tenting.... but! Excited for beach-sex.

I get to look at neat things all day at work. So....ask me about them, and Ill send you pictures? I found a book called "ADOLF HITLER" and I was like ...Derp?!  So I checked it out- and its all german, and has photos of hitler and his peeps like chilling in a garden with some kids and some ladies, and there all having a good time, he was smiling- it is weird.

Also- do u guys know what moustashe cups are?
Gentlement used to drink out of tea cups that had moustashe guards on them, so yer stash didnt get all.... tea'y. Lol.

Goodnight folks!

Yep- us gays can find anything.
Watch this.
Prepare to have your wig flipped.

http://gaygamer.net/2009/05/video_muscle_man_march.html

Life update.

Im in my new appartment! With my dear friend Julie.

Zach lives like... right fuckin next door.

Its my 2 month with the boy this friday- were going out to the new x men movie.

I refuse to pay a dollar every time I wanna dry something- so I got a drying rack.

I work at AE, and maybe soon... EB. ( I fucking hope so)

The boyfriend and I played Diablo 2 last night until late o'clock.

Matt is still stupid and making my days cloudy when he talks to me.

Zach and I were doing nasty things in the living room- and the door exploded open- exposing my crotch and my boyfriends bare ass to.... the wind- which blew it open.

I made Chili.

GOODNIGHT! Im here all week folks.  <3  Pics of appartment upon request.

Dear world! Prepare to be rocked!

Play this flash game right now- actually- play it twice- because your brain will be too busy melting during round 1 for you to understand whats going on. (srsly)

http://www.party-tencho.com/kissma.html

The basic idea is- you are a drunk college girl trying to kiss as many people as you can. Sometimes it kills them.

GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IM HERE ALL WEEK <3

But Im back!
Pretty much just to bitch and giggle.

So- Alfred Bitchcock talked to me today. (Matt) To let me know hes dating someone, Funny story- Hes the guy who at Christmas- Matt was calling "The biggest slut in Newfoundland.

Anyways- Congrats! Enjoy getting an STD- Youve earned it! Lol... What a little whore.


Anyways! I have 1 exam in english- and thats it! Yaay!
Zach and I have been dating for a month and a half now- and hes still a pile of cute.

Im gunna be eating food until I die tomorrow- because were celebrating easter a bit early- mom and dad are going to cuba.... Again.

Alas- I must sleep- Ill give you guys an actual update sometime.



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Lastly- Thank you Pants and Lain and anyone else who gave me the advice to drop that boy because hes poison to me. Now that ive done it- Things have really been better. I love you dudes. Merry Bunny day!

Sigh~ This is great.

I have a boyfriend! Yay!  His name is Zach.

Weve been eyeballing eachother all year- but neither of us had the balls to actually talk to eachother.  He got the balls first- and we started hanging out.


ANyways- just to let you know what kinda guy he is- hes got blue eyes- hes my height- hes a cross country runner.... *nosebleed*, and last night we spent most of the night playing nintendo 64 in our tee shirts and underwear.
It was amazing.

Its soooo cool to have found someone whos just as nerdy as me!
Lol.... sorry- Ill scrream about how awesome he is later <3  Bai!

Dudes- I dont know how many of you I have told the topic in question thats about to be discussed. But... for those of you who dont know- just.... yeah.... anyways.

Anyways... So- I thought of this tonight when I was doing some random pornings- because I had one of those days which require porn at the end of it, You know the ones I mean :P.

Anyways- and one picture reminded me of what Matt did to me over the winter break... and then I started to shake and my crotch was like. CIAO-FUCKA!

So- clearly there is a problem here- where I cant even 'J' a good 'O' anymore without this unfortunate situation crossing my mind. Prolly doesnt help that its like 1257 am.... But like. I love him. And I want to trust him. But fuck. I cant even look at fucking cell phones anymore without feeling dirty and angry. I want to trust him... but sometimes I wonder how I can.... hes always got his cell phone.

Fuck- I hate technology.... and yes- I realise the irony of using a computer to denounce the evils that are computers.
I want someone to love me and hug me. I just wanna be held. (I know thats a recycled line... but its what I want.)

Hullo thur whores! <3

Whats up?
OH? Really- Ill call back later then.

Anyways- I went to the eye doctor this morning- only for him to tell me he doesnt know whats wrong with my eyes... YAY!
I walked through 100 feet of snow- Alana- if you kids wanna see what Canada looks like right now- i have pics... that will make them cry tears out of their eyes!Luckily when I got back- I checked and two of my three classes today were cancelled!

This past weekend- I went home and visited the fam before they fly off to Cuba (asses). I also got to visit Lukus- hes the flower shop guy- who is probablly older than all of you guys. LOL- its only a difference of some seven years- but thats okay! We only got to see eachother for like 3 hours so- .... *snicker*... well... you girls can ask me about that privately. Har-har-har!
The nice thing about Luk- is hes just out of a longterm relationship and he works all the time- and he doesnt live in the same city as me- SOO- this means he totally not looking for a 'serious' relationship- more like... someone he can have a serious sexual commitment to- but only a moderate emotional relationship with... Long story short. Were 'dating' but hes not my boyfriend- and I dont think he will be. GOD! Its nice being on the same page as someone isnt it?

Roomie still sucks.

LOOK AT THIS SECTION OF THE POST!
Youtube the song "Juliet" by Royalwood. You WILL like it- or your not my friend.

That is all. I love you guys <3
.... I want some Delicious O

Heyya guyssss.... Im stilll alive.

You know what not cool. Being rejected.
Seriously though- thats like 100 times in the past 4 months- thats really not cool. Anyways.
School is moving along at a steady pace- Im hiding in JPNS class- so that maybe she wont notice that Ive completely forgotten most of the subject matter.

Were reading Alice in Wonderland in ENGL. and if you havent read the book of poems by Stephanie Boulster re: Alice in Wonderland- you really should- shes a great lady.

The rest of the classes are boring.
I bought some 80 bucks of art supplies- but Im putting them to use- which makes me happy. Observe- I had to do a self portrate.... I know- Im being generous on the looks side of things- but she never said it had to be exactly like yourself- just to have some likeness.....
Its done in F and 3B pencil- and arcylic ink. Lemme know what you think.

Looking at it makes me miss the days of highschool- when I was pretty- this rejection business has got me in the pits- arent there any nice boys left in the world? I hope so.... :P   
As sad as the pic makes me- I drew someone who was happy- which is unlike what I usually draw.... So... looking at it makes me happy too.


Anyways- Im rambling- I love you. Bye bye.


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You know that haircut that makes you wanna drink a cosmo?
Not the kinda cosmo that makes you forget about your haircut
but the kinda cosmo that makes you look extra sexy because you have nice hair... and your drinking a cosmo?
That haircut.
Hahaha... I like my new hair. 
:P

As per usual- I need a rage dump. Rather than ranting about it- and you guys not caring so much, Ive decided to continue the tradition of an annual "Things that I hate" list.

Without further stalling for time:
Dusty Green Presents-
A Dusty Green Production
In association with Dusty Green.
( ITS LIKE A MOVIE WITH TEXT! )